Kancutdod is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unselfish sheep.

Kancutdod created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Kancutdod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kancutdod, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Kancutdod's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Kancutdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never stain your feet with yellow.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not take Kancutdod's name in vain.