Flagfebhub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic goose.

Flagfebhub created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flagfebhub, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flagfebhub, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flagfebhub's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Flagfebhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.