Figvenquim is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humorless unicorn.

Figvenquim created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Figvenquim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Figvenquim, it will curse you with boils.

Figvenquim's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Figvenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. You must pray to Figvenquim seven times a day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always wash your chest before prayer.

5. Do not drink alcohol.