Huddidhas is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish fly.

Huddidhas created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huddidhas, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Huddidhas, she will turn you into a tree.

Huddidhas' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Huddidhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.