Gablintag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, narcissistic donkey.

Gablintag created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gablintag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gablintag, it will come to you in dreams.

Gablintag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gablintag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Hide from green aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not gather at towers at midnight.