Bethubontbun is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonest slug.

Bethubontbun created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bethubontbun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bethubontbun, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bethubontbun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bethubontbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

4. Run away from fawn moths, for they are unholy.

5. Do not prepare turnips while wearing stockings.