Ortsigtit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, boastful zebra.

Ortsigtit created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ortsigtit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ortsigtit, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ortsigtit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ortsigtit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ortsigtit.

5. Never gather four porpoises in one place.