Fidbatceb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic ant.

Fidbatceb created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbatceb, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fidbatceb, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fidbatceb's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fidbatceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Put Fidbatceb first in all things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Fidbatceb loves swans, so they must be respected.