Dagpibrull is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring wombat.

Dagpibrull created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagpibrull, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dagpibrull, it will manifest in front of you.

Dagpibrull's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dagpibrull's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never paint your back white.

5. Do not listen to music.