Veggeplog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish coyote.

Veggeplog created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Veggeplog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Veggeplog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Veggeplog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Veggeplog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Fast once a month.