Dotbedbast is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful jellyfish.

Dotbedbast created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotbedbast, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dotbedbast, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dotbedbast's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dotbedbast's Holy Commandments

1. Dotbedbast loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.