Fobditvid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unjust eagle.

Fobditvid created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobditvid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fobditvid, he will come to you in dreams.

Fobditvid's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fobditvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

2. Always remove corsets before touching lead.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never eat cucumbers.