Yakhogflam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, vain yak.

Yakhogflam created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakhogflam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakhogflam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yakhogflam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yakhogflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always store pineapples above ground.

2. Never feed lots of turnips to swans while wearing mauve tights.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not name children after seals.