Dapfossnurlfon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless wyvern.

Dapfossnurlfon created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dapfossnurlfon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dapfossnurlfon, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dapfossnurlfon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dapfossnurlfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never record signs.

4. Never wear brown boots on sacred days.

5. Pray towards the west.