Hatortbog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent fox.

Hatortbog created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatortbog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatortbog, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hatortbog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hatortbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near swans while wearing green stockings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your arms.

2. Never sit in winter.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Hatortbog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.