Bumlooparf is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, weak crane.

Bumlooparf created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumlooparf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bumlooparf, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bumlooparf's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bumlooparf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Run away if three moths approach from the north.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about spacetime near shrews while wearing orange coats and balancing seven platinum spheres on your arms.