Godmigvid Mangenpon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering faun.

Godmigvid Mangenpon created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godmigvid Mangenpon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Godmigvid Mangenpon, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Godmigvid Mangenpon's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Godmigvid Mangenpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

5. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.