Dapbadton is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful donkey.

Dapbadton created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapbadton, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dapbadton, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dapbadton's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dapbadton's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Do not sing at mountains.

4. Dapbadton must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look in ponds.