Tailbithud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate whale.

Tailbithud created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbithud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tailbithud, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tailbithud's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tailbithud's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not record names concerning black holes.

5. Never feed figs to rats while wearing corsets.