Ligruttnur is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest swallow.

Ligruttnur created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligruttnur, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ligruttnur, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ligruttnur's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ligruttnur's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never speak at dusk.