Gudtalfly is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow jackal.

Gudtalfly created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudtalfly, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gudtalfly, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gudtalfly's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gudtalfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise boots on sacred days.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. Never prepare apples during summer.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.