Naronthen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient pig.

Naronthen created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naronthen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Naronthen, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Naronthen's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Naronthen's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

2. Never skip near porpoises.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

5. Do not make images of living things.