Fodlarnqueegdit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fussy jellyfish.

Fodlarnqueegdit created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlarnqueegdit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fodlarnqueegdit, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fodlarnqueegdit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fodlarnqueegdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying clay.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.