Pangyikken is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic gerbil.

Pangyikken created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangyikken, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pangyikken, it will think nothing of it.

Pangyikken's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pangyikken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.