Sugcedvan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, resourceful centaur.

Sugcedvan created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugcedvan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sugcedvan, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sugcedvan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sugcedvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near nematodes while wearing green skirts.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Do not kill pigs.