Mandutnut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fast raccoon.

Mandutnut created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mandutnut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mandutnut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mandutnut's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mandutnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not laugh at rivers.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing cyan scarves and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.

5. Never run near bats.