Gadpibpak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, able parrot.

Gadpibpak created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadpibpak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gadpibpak, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gadpibpak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gadpibpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never adorn your neck with yellow markings.

4. Do not prepare oranges while wearing shirts.

5. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.