Jancumbampon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic wyrm.

Jancumbampon created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Jancumbampon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jancumbampon, he will turn you into a sheep.

Jancumbampon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Jancumbampon's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ducks to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

5. Do not travel during summer.