Genspagced is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish finch.

Genspagced created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genspagced, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Genspagced, it will turn you into a rock.

Genspagced's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Genspagced's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never remain standing at midnight.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.