Largtomgom Narlcubcutbell is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered horse.

Largtomgom Narlcubcutbell created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Largtomgom Narlcubcutbell, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Largtomgom Narlcubcutbell, he will boil you in a big pot.

Largtomgom Narlcubcutbell's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Largtomgom Narlcubcutbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to cats while wearing white shoes.

2. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Never hop in the presence of sharks.

5. Put Largtomgom Narlcubcutbell first in all things.