Arnbadgam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, happy cat.

Arnbadgam created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnbadgam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arnbadgam, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Arnbadgam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Arnbadgam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Arnbadgam first in all things.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Arnbadgam loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.