Capmattal is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Capmattal created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capmattal, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Capmattal, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Capmattal's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Capmattal's Holy Commandments

1. Capmattal loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must pray to Capmattal four times a day.