Cussbedhug is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humorless crow.

Cussbedhug created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cussbedhug, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cussbedhug, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cussbedhug's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cussbedhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh at rivers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Always help manatees.