Ranrawveg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest narwhal.

Ranrawveg created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranrawveg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ranrawveg, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Ranrawveg's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ranrawveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ranrawveg.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.