Yoktargduss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, quiet skunk.

Yoktargduss created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoktargduss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yoktargduss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yoktargduss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yoktargduss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Yoktargduss on top of all buildings.

2. Never travel toward the west during summer.

3. Never record signs.

4. You must pray to Yoktargduss three times a day.

5. Do not wear hats marked with white.