Midsidwit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic cobra.

Midsidwit created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Midsidwit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Midsidwit, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Midsidwit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Midsidwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Always share rice with strangers, but never with tortoises.

5. Always stare at clouds.