Busgonhak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient monkey.

Busgonhak created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busgonhak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Busgonhak, she will turn you into a slug.

Busgonhak's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Busgonhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Busgonhak loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Never handle tin while unclean.