Tailhitzog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, able donkey.

Tailhitzog created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailhitzog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tailhitzog, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tailhitzog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tailhitzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near dolphins while wearing magenta scarves and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not speak about garlic.