Fettabhas is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, prudent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fettabhas created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fettabhas, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fettabhas, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fettabhas' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fettabhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing fawn trousers and balancing nine tin spheres on your arms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.