Hinyakdobdum is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil fairy.

Hinyakdobdum created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinyakdobdum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hinyakdobdum, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hinyakdobdum's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hinyakdobdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.