Wabgablid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable unicorn.

Wabgablid created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabgablid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wabgablid, she will refuse to believe in you.

Wabgablid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wabgablid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

5. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.