Mutbumbod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair giraffe.

Mutbumbod created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Mutbumbod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mutbumbod, it will boil you in a big pot.

Mutbumbod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Mutbumbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Mutbumbod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never allow bats to witness sacred rites.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.