Tonkzimdim Babvaddog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart armadillo.

Tonkzimdim Babvaddog created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkzimdim Babvaddog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonkzimdim Babvaddog, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tonkzimdim Babvaddog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tonkzimdim Babvaddog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never mark doors with green.

4. Never handle lead while unclean.

5. Always help sick tortoises.