Sakbabbass is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring donkey.

Sakbabbass created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakbabbass, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sakbabbass, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sakbabbass' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sakbabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray ducks for they are unholy.

2. Never mark doors with white.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not gather at walls at dusk.