Donvidmit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak jaguar.

Donvidmit created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Donvidmit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Donvidmit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Donvidmit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Donvidmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red tights.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Donvidmit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never touch blood while unclean.