Dapfliskan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty ant.

Dapfliskan created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapfliskan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dapfliskan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dapfliskan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dapfliskan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear red jumpers.

3. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.