Nullbepmilwipvengovdapdon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent alligator.

Nullbepmilwipvengovdapdon created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullbepmilwipvengovdapdon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nullbepmilwipvengovdapdon, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nullbepmilwipvengovdapdon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nullbepmilwipvengovdapdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix carrots with water.

2. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

3. Nullbepmilwipvengovdapdon loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Never hurt gulls.