Renmabfad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless sheep.

Renmabfad created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renmabfad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Renmabfad, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Renmabfad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Renmabfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always stare at clouds.