Monpompang is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered octopus.

Monpompang created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monpompang, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Monpompang, she will not care.

Monpompang's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Monpompang's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to music.