Sternellhud is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident armadillo.

Sternellhud created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sternellhud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sternellhud, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sternellhud's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sternellhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in autumn.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Never stain your neck with white.