Taggabxem is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, weak camel.

Taggabxem created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taggabxem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Taggabxem, he will turn you into a hamster.

Taggabxem's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Taggabxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never whisper while facing east.

5. Do not kill cats.